After a particularly deranged stream-of-consciousness Googling session, I came upon one of the most hilarious articles I’ve read in months:

A fad too far: my hell on the baby food diet

According to the article, Hedi Slimane (left), chief designer of Dior Homme, maintains his waifish physique by sticking to a diet of — you guessed it — baby food. (Body by Gerber?) But the focus of the piece isn’t on Mr. Slimane’s eccentric eating habits. It’s the author’s details of his nightmarish weekend consuming “fruity chicken casserole” and “organic cheese breadsticks which a starving mouse would spurn” that make this article a hysterical must-read.

Don’t miss his baby food dinner party menu, complete with wine pairings.